Lady Gaga, the “Illuminati puppet” Part 1

A few days ago I got an -email from my Father about op superstar Lady Gaga. The subject of the e-mail read “Lady Gaga, scary but true”. I like Lady Gaga on the whole basically because compared to her contemporaries her songs and videos at least stir a little bit of thought and analysis but I would never go to the extent of joining her “little monsters”. I just think she’s hot.

Anyway, the subject piqued my interest and so I clicked on it and read it and oh boy was it a doozy. From the moment I started I struggled to keep reading, not because I was frightened by the revelations the article portrayed about the famous singer but by the complete and total ineptitude of the idiot writing it. There was little to no doubt in my mind that the person who wrote it was a delusional misinformed conspiracy theorist who has absolutely no credibility and presents no satisfactory evidence for his claims. Translation, a complete wacko.

I’m writing about this today because I know my Father to be a very intelligent man but when it come to topics like this I’m afraid he’s a little out of touch, mainly because its outside the scope of his interest but smack-dab in mine. I don’t doubt that if this article has reached my own family that it has reached countless others and fretful parents around the world are fretting, and needlessly hassling themselves over the purported “evil” within Lady Gagas songs and videos.

The opening paragraph begins thusly:

Lady Gaga is an illuminati puppet and
her videos are riddled with occultist,
satanic, illuminati & freemason
/masonic symbolism!!! When you think
about her target ‘market’ being young
kids and her songs such as ‘pokerface’
(about oral sex) and lyrics like “I wanna
take a ride on your disco stick” (penis),
you can see that there are exterior
forces working to seduce young
venerable minds through her songs
with perversion and occultist
influences. People need to wake up
and see that her music is simply not
‘bubblegum pop’ and there is a dark
message in her music.

Take note that it mentions four institutions supposedly influencing her music: The occult, Satanism, the Illuminati, and Freemasonry. We’ll get to those four later. what really amused me was the writers apparent indignation that the songs “Pokerface” and “Lovegame” euphemised sex for children. Really? Has this guy never seen a rap or RnB video before? The word “sex” comes up more often than the word “a”, lyrics blatantly describe sexual acts and behavior, if you want to go after overly-sexual lyrics you’re seriously barking up the wrong tree. If you don’t believe me I can immediately provide a list of songs demonstrating what I’m talking about.

The second paragraph is a note that reads:

if you feel this article has
important truths in it, please share it on your email
lists…remember what the bible says… the bible told us to not
worship false idols….well guess what?…..right now Lady
Gaga is more popular than God….is this the kind of world we
want? (Save a soul and pass this on)

More popular then God eh? Where’d he get that statistic I wonder. I’m pretty sure she’s not that big in West Asia (Middle East), but then again neither is the Christian God, I’m pretty sure she’s not that popular in Africa either and the Christian community is just exploding there. Did he go around asking people “Hey, who do you like more? Lady Gaga or God?” It’s a bold assertion at best (insecure at worst) but an assertion without support nonetheless.

The third paragraph lists the “demonic meaning” of the song “Alejandro”:

We don’t even realize that just by singing the lyrics of a seemingly
innocent song with a nice tune, we open the door wider for his evil
Alejandro means: man’s defender and protector (GOD).
Fernando means: ardent for peace (JESUS).
Roberto means: bright or shiningly framed (HOLY SPIRIT).
Babe is the same as child
The lyrics: “Don’t call my name; don’t call my name, Alejandro
(GOD).I’m not your child, I’m not your child, Fernando (JESUS). Don’t
call my name; don’t call my name, Roberto (HOLY SPIRIT) Alejandro;
Alejandro (GOD) Just let me go.”

First, direct your attention at the names meanings. With very minimal (and I mean minimal) research anyone can easily find that the names Alejandro, Fernando, and Roberto do not in any way mean God, Jesus, or the Holy Spirit respectively. The names are Spanish and the Spanish meaning of Alejandro is not God but “protector of men”. Ok, I can already hear people going “but God is the protector of men” but you can say the same for soldiers, the coast guard, the police, even the Baranggay tanod. It does not form an explicit line that protector of men means God and making such a leap would be considered a Non-Sequitur.

Respectively, Fernando means “Daring, adventurous” and Roberto means “Bright Fame”. How those two could be translated into “Jesus” and the “Holy Spirit” I will probably never know. And the lyrics he “quotes” aren’t even in the song, at least not how he wrote them. In the four variations of the chorus, none of them read the way phrased in the article. Just goes to show how much he knows about what he’s talking about. Sidenote: I don’t even like Alejandro.

The following paragraphs he writes are a bunch nonsensical and meaningless assertions that can be easily thwarted by sarcasm.

Remember the images with her inside the egg carried on a cross?
Hatching from an egg signifies the cold blooded rebirth. Implanted
horns on her shoulders and cheek bone indicating the transformed

If I remember right the egg thing was for the song “Born this Way” and that was basically what the egg was for, but if its too “cold blooded” for the writers of this article maybe they would prefer if Gaga was squeezed out of a giant vagina instead. The second sentence is again a bold unsupported assertion based on nothing but religious fear of horns. If we are to take his assertions seriously about Lady Gagas “horns” then we should also be inclined to think that the Horned Lizard is the dick of Satan:

People, please stop listening to Lady Gaga! Real name Stefani Joanne

Angelina Germanotta. She sold her soul to the devil for fame and
fortune, suddenly having 8 million followers on Twitter; top selling artist,
and the top winner at the Grammys. This is clearly the devil at work!

By this same logic I can also say that Justin Bieber must be drinking the devils sperm and Taylor Swift is his teenage lovechild from a pick-up truck.

Dear world….lady gaga is a blatant manipulating entertainer who serves
satan and uses subtle AND not-so-subtle forms of mind control to
manipulate the masses…

Goat Head – The horned goat, goat of mendes, Baphomet, god of
the witches, the scapegoat. It’s a Satanists way of mocking Jesus
as the “Lamb” who died for our sins.

Ah, now we get to the real meat of things, Baphomet and the Goat of Mendes. Before we get into this we need to understand where and when Baphomet came to be. The word Baphomet came from the Inquisition trials when King Philip Iv of France along with Pope Clement V saw the vast wealth of the Knights Templar and decided to have it for themselves. During the time the Templars were a pseudo-mercenary workforce whose influence and membership stretched across Europe making them a very real threat to an unstable government. King Philip and Pope Clement then decided that they needed to be dealt with and so formulated a bunch of trumped up charges to have the entire organization arrested (as well as having all the Templars riches of course), one of those charges were idolatry. Two hundred and thirty one (231) knights were arrested (a disappointing number since a lot of  Templars based in England escaped) and tortured only twelve “confessed” to knowing anything about an idol which they named Baphomet, the others “confessed” they either renounced Jesus or defiled the cross.

It should be worth noting that the original idea of Baphomet looked nothing like its popular modern image. The description varied from confession to confession but overall Baphomet was at first described as either a “head with one face or two faces, sometimes bearded and sometimes not, made of silver or of wood, a picture of a man or of a woman, an embalmed head that glowed in the dark or a demon, a severed head, a cat, or a head with three faces.”

There is much scholarly evidence however that the Templars did commit idolatry but not to a Satanic goat. Some scholars believe that the word Baphomet is an old French corruption of Mohamet (or Muhammad in English). While others theorize that it came from the Greek words baphe metous, to mean “Baptism of Wisdom”

The modern image of Baphomet was thanks to a man named Eliphas Levi who depicts the Baphomet as a winged humanoid goat with a pair of breasts and a torch on its head between its horns and though the Baphomet has become a famous symbol for Satanism Levi himself explains that the symbolisms he presents are definitely occult but not Satanic in nature.

The goat on the frontispiece carries the sign of the pentagram on the forehead, with one point at the top, a symbol of light, his two hands forming the sign of occultism, the one pointing up to the white moon of Chesed, the other pointing down to the black one of Geburah. This sign expresses the perfect harmony of mercy with justice. His one arm is female, the other male like the ones of the androgyne of Khunrath, the attributes of which we had to unite with those of our goat because he is one and the same symbol. The flame of intelligence shining between his horns is the magic light of the universal balance, the image of the soul elevated above matter, as the flame, whilst being tied to matter, shines above it. The beast’s head expresses the horror of the sinner, whose materially acting, solely responsible part has to bear the punishment exclusively; because the soul is insensitive according to its nature and can only suffer when it materializes. The rod standing instead of genitals symbolizes eternal life, the body covered with scales the water, the semi-circle above it the atmosphere, the feathers following above the volatile. Humanity is represented by the two breasts and the androgyne arms of this sphinx of the occult sciences.

However, as I’ve said even with Levis Baphomets modern fame it does not depict the original image portrayed in the Templar trials and therefore a completely human invention. I don’t think I need to explain that the goat head being in the Goat of Mendes and the Witches Sabbath are demonizations of the Greek deity Pan.

photo she does both the one eye of horus and basphomet!
This picture is very significant. It confirms the fact that the closed eye is
used in the context of esoteric symbolism. Her left eye is in her hand,
referring to the Hand of Fatima (evil eye). Also, one can’t ignore the
resemblance with good ol’ Baphomet.

You only need to look at a couple of Lady Gaga pictures or videos to
notice that she is constantly hiding one of her eyes. Most people will
simply interpret this as ”a cool thing to do” or a “fashion statement”.

Those who have knowledge of Illuminati symbolism know that the All-
Seeing Eye is probably its most recognizable symbol. The gesture of
hiding one eye, usually the left one, goes way back in occult orders. Eye
of Horus/ All seeing Eye Believed to be the eye of Lucifer and those
who claim control of it have control of world finances. Used in
divination. Hexes, curses, psychic control and all corruption are worked
through this emblem. one of the symbol of the Illuminati.

I’ll start with something simple. “The Hand of Fatima” also known as “Hamsa” is NOT an evil eye, it is an Islamic and sometimes Jewsih and Buddhist charm to protect AGAINST evil eyes (whatever those are). Some would even go as far as calling it “The Hand of God”.

Seriously, there is so much misinformation in the third paragraph I don’t know whether to puke or laugh. The All-seeing Eye is not a symbol of Lucifer it is in fact a symbol used to represent God and how everything is within his sight.

Now for the big one. The “Eye of Horus” aka the “All-seeing eye” or the “Eye of Providence” is NOT an Illuminati symbol. Anyone who knows anything about Illuminati symbolism knows that they didn’t have any significant symbolisms. The writer is making the amateur mistake of conflating FreeMasonry, occultism and the Illuminati which are three very different, very distinct things.

The Freemasons are a fraternity geared towards personal betterment. They’ve drawn a lot of flak for being demon worshippers, a secret society etc. The very idea that these two misconceptions still survive today is laughable. First of all Freemasons do not worship demons, in fact they worship God in the deistic sense in the name of brotherhood. Desitic means that they all believe that the world was created by an all powerful being but do not ascribe him any personal qualities like having a son or something similar because conflicts will definitely arise.

In fact, the idea was first brought out by a man named Leo Taxil, who wrote a book about the Freemasons and that they were devil worshippers (he even had Levis Baphomet on the cover of his book). Needless to say many people believed him and many people bought his book and many priests sermoned against the Freemasons and threatened to excommunicate anyone who was a member. Until one day he gathered a large audience including some priests and told them that everything he had said was a giant hoax which in his own words exposed the anti-masonic fanaticism of Catholics. In short, he lied, became really rich, and died happy.

The Freemasons are not a secret society because as far as I knew secret societies didn’t have websites explaining what they were, or published books about their history, or label their buildings in giant letters announcing what they were.

The Illuminati historically refers to a group founded by Adam Weishaupt in May 1776 (there are claims that the Illuminati go as far back as recorded time but history will show that is a load of bull). The movement was made up of freethinkers as an offshoot of the Enlightenment, and seems to have been modeled on the Freemasons. Until they were disbanded ten (10) years later after by Karl Theodor who made all secret societies illegal.

Modern conspiracy theorists attribute the Illuminati with masterminds behind events that will lead to the establishment of a New World Order. But, as with all conspiracy theories there are no evidence supporting such claims.

Occultism widely yet vaguely known it is basically  the study of occult or hidden wisdom (forbidden knowledge). To the occultist it is the study of “truth”, a deeper truth that exists beneath the surface: “The truth is always hidden in plain sight”. It can involve such subjects as magicalchemyextra-sensory perceptionastrologyspiritualismnumerology etc.

There are no links between any of these three institutions. In fact there isn’t even any evidence that the middle one even exists.

The next few paragraphs are repetitions of the erroneous message until the writer mentions:

Lightning bolt: Represents Satan, as found in Luke 10:18, “And he said
unto them, I beheld Satan AS LIGHTNING fall from heaven.” Also
referred to as the “Satanic S”. This symbol is unique to Satanism.

Lightning bolt eh? Does that mean Harry Potter is the son of the devil? Hahahahaha. Oh wait.

35 Tugon to “Lady Gaga, the “Illuminati puppet” Part 1”

  1. It’s a good theory though. Very nice info. Hehe! Reminds me of the BBC reporter/conspiracy theorist in the book of Angels and Demons. Poor me. Haven’t watched the film adaptation yet.

  2. isuulaaaainn? Says:

    “By this same logic I can also say that Justin Bieber must be drinking the devils sperm and Taylor Swift is his teenage lovechild from a pick-up truck.”…

    actually ..Yes u can, period. Soooo?!?

  3. Justin Bieber drinking the devil’s sperm is a great idea for a punk song. Too bad it’s slanderous.

    So your dad stumbled in that site too? Then let him feast his eyes on this:

  4. dont know if i wil agree…….

  5. This site does not show up properly on my iphone 4 – you may wanna try and repair that

  6. I need to confirm this Taylor Swift illuminati rumor.
    So far,I never heard Lady Gaga donate stuff.
    Second,Taylor Swift donated tons of stuff to Catholic Churches and schools.
    Third ,JB is really illuminat
    Fourth,I am Filipino
    Fifth,Lady Gaga wears dead animal skin
    Not so good conclusion:
    Lady Gaga:Illuminati Puppet
    Justin Bieber:Gay person romanticizing girls into illumimati
    Taylor Swift:Not confirmed(inside me:but i like Taylor Swift!)
    (other me: Shut up!)
    Will update investigation ASAP

  7. FedUpWithYouBoldHatersofChrist Says:

    “The following paragraphs he writes are a bunch nonsensical and meaningless assertions that can be easily thwarted by sarcasm”
    Lost interest in the validity of your “argument” right here because you blatantly explain that your reseach on this topic is bs as well… thanks for the entire page of your opinion though!!! By the way anything not of God (Buddhism, Islam, etc) is of Satan

    • I was trying to point out that his “arguments” are so completely out there that not even the slightest shred of critical thinking was required to thwart them. It might be bs to you but I gurantee it way more than the guy who wrote this crap.

      “By the way anything not of God (Buddhism, Islam, etc) is of Satan”

      Thanks thats all I needed to hear.

    • This is what I dislike about Christians. This “my way is the right way and everyone else is wrong”. What, are 5 years old?

  8. Catholic? You don’t have any idea what this religion is. Sadly majority of the Filipino people are Catholics. They don’t even realize that they are worshiping many statues. They say they are worshipping god but they are worshiping more than 1 god and their pope. Who act god on earth.

    • Yeah I really dont know what the religion says, even after being one for twenty years. Though the counters to what you’ve said are fairly common. They don’t quote “worship saints or the pope but venerate and honor people who dedicated their lives to the religion and the God that they all love. And erect their images in order to act as reminders of their great sacrifices so that ordinary people may emulate their examples.”

      • but the problem is most catholics worship them more than the real god. They alter also the ten commandments. And sorry to tell but your Pope is one of the AntiChrist. And if you notice if you’re from philippines and maybe some catholic countries that the ten commandments tablet has the sign of the illuminati. Hope you get my point. I love my religion Shinto. And being a Christian is not a sure if i’m doing the right worshipping.

  9. long live baphomet.i know that to sell your soul to the devil its a creepy deal but i dont care.

  10. Well I’m doing a project on Illuminati at school and when i’ve been researching, some of my search results come up with “Lady Gaga, the Illuminati Puppet” and I’m not entirely sure what that means.

    Thanks in Advance 🙂

  11. Di-Nagpakilala Says:

    i think lady gaga is a good person.. i dont think so if she had a good relationship with satan…wake up child of god… save lady gaga’s life and get her away from satan…

  12. well in my own observation! LADY GAGA is a satan!!! spread in the whole beware of her song…she is a devil..

    • So we go from serving an organization dedicated to world domination to being an actual demonic entity because of…songs. Sir, there are actual satanic songs out in the fringes of the music world and are worlds away from the lyrics that you label as demonic in Lady Gagas songs.

  13. Thank you for this post. Just a pity most religious extremists wont read this because they blindly believe everything and never research anything. Some people are just incapable of thinking logically about simple things.
    I remember being told by my chuch about how evil Pokemon, Harry Potter, Rock music, and tattoos were. Thank goodness I got out of that and now I’m happy.

  14. you should listen to your dad. its not religious its common sence.

  15. You definitely put a new twist on a topic that’s been written about for years. Remarkable stuff, just great! I enjoy reading a post that will make people think, thanks and we want more! Added to FeedBurner as well.

  16. I was wondering if you ever considered changing the structure of your website?
    Its very well written; I love what youve got to say. But maybe you could a little more in the way of content
    so people could connect with it better. Youve got an awful
    lot of text for only having 1 or two pictures. Maybe you could space it out better?

  17. one thing I can say is you are an absolute twit for trying your best to ‘defend’ gaga… and its all just a bunch of rambling on and on… like the blind leading the blind, you are just another one of the blinded who cant look deep enough and see how evil this woman is… just take a look at her Judas work… let me see your explaination of that one

    • Aww you hurt my feelings, I thought I did a pretty good job of explaining the absurd fantasies of paranoid evil seekers as just that but I guess you didn’t read the whole thing.

      Anyway, to your comment, let’s see how we define and classify ‘evil’ shall we? Hitler, Genghis Khan, Edward Gein, Joe Jones, Ted Bundy, men universally recognized as evil because they directly or indirectly orchestrated the torture and murder of multiple innocents.

      Gaga sings a song and you automatically bracket her with those men? I’m not defending her yet I just want to make sure I got your point of view right.

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