Things that piss me off Part 2: Comments

A few weeks ago I came up with a short list of things I generally dislike. here it is again, only the second time around there’s a theme. These are the things that makes me rue the day when the comments section was invented. Seriously, are people really this dumb, or annoying?

1. Jejemon- They say that slang and the language of the layman is the creative diversion and evolution of language to keep it from getting stale and dying out. Jejemon is the exact opposite of that is the complete and utter murder of civilized language. I’ve experienced it myself when they said using this mode of language lowered IQ’s, it’s not a joke, I actually became dumber after writing like for half a year. The biggest handicap that Jejemons inflict is rendering the user incapable of recognizing other modes of speech and writing other than this. I bet Jejemons can’t even read the things I’m writing right now because I’m using the complete spelling of the words.

2. Haizt-People who put haizt at the end of comments as if they’re tired or exasperated after typing whatever inane comment they burdened us with reading. It seems to be an expression like sighing and it’s freaking irritating every time I see it. The only people allowed to sigh after saying something are people who actually know what they’re talking about. And by saying haizt you definitely don’t know what you’re talking about.

3. Should have’s- Hindsight is perfect. In this case it’s also an annoying know it all douche. The people that keep saying they should have done this or they should have done blah fuckin’ blah. Look, if you were so damn smart where the hell were you when the decision was up on what to do?! Where was your damn insight then huh?!

4.Kaya hindi umaasenso- People who keep criticizing critics and then making their comments the reason  for state of the country. Being a douche online isn’t the reason why the country is in the shits (especially if those douches may have a point). It’s because of corruption, civil unrest and morons who think that comments saying Kris is an airhead or that Willie is greedy bastard choking the people of their dignity are the reasons that we will never progress.

5.Novel- Comments that are so damn long you can actually measure the length of the paragraphs with a ruler. It’s not so much that I hate it it’s just exasperating. More often than not these long comments are actually worth a read since the writers took the time to write it and they sometimes explicitly explain a point with insight, research, stats, and sense. But dude, nobody wants to go through a wall of text longer than the equator.

6.Experts- This sort of ties-in with some of the other things on the list. Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Who the hell are you people anyway?! For all we know you’re just an eleven year old sitting in your bedroom in your underwear.

7.(UN)related- People who can tie-in any topic, and I mean any topic to the thing they can rat their mouth on. How in the world will acting better towards your parents make you a better boxer anyway? Keep it on topic please.

8.Bible doomsday- This one is the more recent irritants taking form after the unrest in Libya and the triple tragedy in Japan. Matthew number number, Revelation number number. Repent for the end is near blah blah blah. The signs are here yaddah yaddah. Look, I’ve said this before but if you want to end the world that badly then just strap a bomb on your chest and hijack a plane or something. Bible scholars have tendered the end of the world on May 21 of this year which incidentally is a few days after my birthday (maybe I am the anti-christ after all) but I’m not counting on it. When the sun rises on May 22 I’m gonna have a party to laugh at all the doomsday bitches (goes the same for 2012 too).

9.Moroutbursts- Short for Moron outbursts. It’s just those people that say things without properly thinking about them and it doesn’t come across as confident, just stupid. Especially if the comment includes a swear. It disgraces the art of cussing and that’s saying a hell of a lot.

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